Here We Go?

As this site is about to launch, I am filled with emotion. I have worked at this for a while and thought about it for even longer. I plan to offer quality furniture made from the best materials that I can acquire. The world doesn’t need more landfill, so I hope that your purchases give you a lifetime of happiness.

Hey Dorks Furniture is just me. It’s not a huge company mass-producing things for volume sales. I build and paint and package every piece sold. I do this to be able to offer you the best product that I can while still maintaining my own quality of life.

I hope that you enjoy your purchase, and I cannot thank you enough for supporting me.